The bonnet is right. The teeth are not. The arithmetic lands about half a second too late. Doré's 1862 bed scene for Perrault, printed sepia on cream — her flat stare carries the whole joke, so the type stays flat too. • Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 — unisex, heavyweight garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton, true-to-size fit • Vintage sepia artwork, direct-to-garment printed for a soft hand (no heavy plastic feel) • Sourced from Gustave Doré's public-domain 1862 engravings for Les Contes de Perrault — authentic period art, not a modern redraw • Designed in-house: the caption, the typesetting and the sepia-on-cream treatment are our own work, composed over a public-domain plate • A great gift for fairy-tale readers, dark-humour people, and anyone whose family gatherings have gone sideways Sizing runs S-2XL (unisex). Check the size-chart image; if you're between sizes or want an oversized look, size up.